If you were here last night, you'd have found out. Picture it. Salem casually walking past the fireplace. Suddenly, its thermostat kicks on and the flame ignites.Salem jumps away, startled, but is strangely intrigued. What is this glowing thing? It feels so warm and cozy and I can't look away. Maybe I'll get a little closer. Hmm, that chain thing is open just enough for a paw to fit through. I'll just reach on in and......SWEETMERCIFULCRAP!!!
Long story short, Salem got babied for a while and the place smelled funny for a couple hours. No harm done.
Stupid cat.
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOUR CAT CAUGHT ON FIRE! WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE THINKING? DID DR. DAN REMOVE BRAIN CELLS BY ACCIDENT? I HOPE SHE IS OKAY. YOU KNOW, FRABREEZE WORKS WELL IN SUTUATIONS LIKE THIS. ACTUALLY, I DON'T REALLY KNOW. I HAVE NEVER HAD TO COVER UP FRIED CAT HAIR BEFORE!
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AMY
That will teach her to pay with fire :P
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